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| − | A '''full moon''' is a misconception. The moon, Earth's only natural satellite, is always full. Some people believe the space demon, Rantithasias, feeds on the moon monthly. The moon spends the rest of the month recovering until full again. This heal time is always 28 days and coincidentally is the same time Rantithasias becomes hungry again. At this point patients feel safe to go to the hospital, specifically the ER, to get examined because their fear of Rantithasias eating them is at the lowest point.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/02/homeopathic-medication/ Local Man Overdoses on Homeopathic Medication]</ref> Ironically a '''full moon''' is when Rantithasias is the most hungry and patients would be at the greatest risk. Unfortunately none of this is true. There is no Rantithasias and the moon is always full; it is just an optical illusion between the Sun and the Moon's position. | + | [[File:Big Moon fc03.jpg|450px|thumb|right]] |
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| + | A '''full moon''' is a misconception. The moon, Earth's only natural satellite, is always full. Some people believe the space demon, Rantithasias, feeds on the moon monthly. The moon spends the rest of the month recovering until full again. This heal time is always 28 days and coincidentally is the same time Rantithasias becomes [[The Hunger Games|hungry]] again. At this point patients feel safe to go to the hospital, specifically the [[Emergency Room|ER]], to get examined because their fear of Rantithasias eating them is at the lowest point.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/02/homeopathic-medication/ Local Man Overdoses on Homeopathic Medication (Gomerblog)]</ref> Ironically a '''full moon''' is when Rantithasias is the most hungry and patients would be at the greatest risk. Unfortunately none of this is true. There is no Rantithasias and the moon is always full; it is just an optical illusion between the Sun and the Moon's position.<ref>[http://www.theonion.com/article/new-report-finds-americans-most-interested-science-54722 New Report Finds Americans Most Interested In Science When Moon Looks Different Than Usual (The Onion)]</ref> | ||
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| + | '''Related Topics''' | ||
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| + | - [[The Dark Side of the Moon (Album)]] | ||
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| + | - [[Earth]] | ||
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| + | - [[Sunlight]] | ||
Latest revision as of 18:25, 30 June 2017
A full moon is a misconception. The moon, Earth's only natural satellite, is always full. Some people believe the space demon, Rantithasias, feeds on the moon monthly. The moon spends the rest of the month recovering until full again. This heal time is always 28 days and coincidentally is the same time Rantithasias becomes hungry again. At this point patients feel safe to go to the hospital, specifically the ER, to get examined because their fear of Rantithasias eating them is at the lowest point.[1] Ironically a full moon is when Rantithasias is the most hungry and patients would be at the greatest risk. Unfortunately none of this is true. There is no Rantithasias and the moon is always full; it is just an optical illusion between the Sun and the Moon's position.[2]
Related Topics
- The Dark Side of the Moon (Album)
- Earth
- Sunlight
References
- ↑ Local Man Overdoses on Homeopathic Medication (Gomerblog)
- ↑ New Report Finds Americans Most Interested In Science When Moon Looks Different Than Usual (The Onion)
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