Difference between revisions of "Constipation"

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Constipation is a malady affecting the bowels and is best relieved through the brave actions of one willing to disimpact them.^[1][2][3] If not treated, one of the dreaded complications of constipation is fecocephalus.

Related Reading

- Code Status

- Colonoscopy

- Exploratory Laparotomy

- Fecocephalus

- GoLYTELY

- GoHEAVILY

- Gown

- Pride

- What is the largest bowel movement by a human ever?

- Yes or no?

References

1. Jump up ↑ Updated 2016 Code Constipation Algorithm
2. Jump up ↑ Constipation is an Admitting Diagnosis Apparently
3. Jump up ↑ Breaking News: THE PATIENT POOPED!!!

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