Difference between revisions of "God"
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| − | In religion, '''God''' is considered the Supreme Being who is omniscient, omnipresent, and | + | In religion, '''God''' is considered the Supreme Being who is omniscient, omnipresent, and omnipotent. Yet despite these characteristics, He ''still'' needs [[Prior Authorization|prior authorization]] prior to divine intervention.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/05/divine-intervention/ God Requires Prior Authorization Before Divine Intervention (Gomerblog)]</ref> Medical students and interns are advised to stay away from the wrath of God when He is filling out paperwork. |
'''More Reading''' | '''More Reading''' | ||
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| − | + | - [[Chick-fil-A]] | |
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| − | + | - [[Christmas]] | |
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| − | + | - [[The Divine Colonoscopy]] | |
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| − | + | - [[Holysystolic Murmur]] | |
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| − | + | - [[Hope]] | |
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| − | + | - [[I Will Always Love You (Song)]] | |
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| − | + | - [[Is there a church or chapel within this hospital?]] | |
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| − | + | - [[Jerusalem Artichoke]] | |
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| + | - [[L'Chaimlich Maneuver]] | ||
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| + | - [[Pastorization]] | ||
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| + | - [[Surgeon]] | ||
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Revision as of 18:41, 1 July 2017
In religion, God is considered the Supreme Being who is omniscient, omnipresent, and omnipotent. Yet despite these characteristics, He still needs prior authorization prior to divine intervention.[1] Medical students and interns are advised to stay away from the wrath of God when He is filling out paperwork.
More Reading
- Hope
- I Will Always Love You (Song)
- Is there a church or chapel within this hospital?
- Surgeon
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