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A '''cardiac catheterization''' is like a thinner [[Lower Endoscopy|colonoscopy]] but through the coronaries.  This is done for diagnostic purposes, interventional purposes, or [[Sh*ts and Giggles|sh*ts and giggles]].  For example, a cardiologist can perform a '''cardiac catheterization''' to identify what coronary vessel is blocked by a [[Trendelenburger|burger]] or hot dog.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/07/nathans-hot-dog-eating-contest/ Cardiologist Excited to Cath Winner of Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest (Gomerblog)]</ref> The cardiologist may choose to intervene, either by extracting the meaty thrombus or by placing a bacon-eluting stent.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/02/bacon-eluting-stents/ Cardiologists Now Deploying Bacon-Eluting Stents (Gomerblog)]</ref>  In some cases, the patient may have no indications of heart disease, but the cardiologist will insist on a '''cardiac catheterization''' anyway since, well, why not?<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/03/anginal-equivalent/ No Matter the Symptom, Local Cardiologist Pretty Convinced It’s an Anginal Equivalent (Gomerblog)]</ref>
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A '''cardiac catheterization''' is like a thinner [[Lower Endoscopy|colonoscopy]] but through the coronaries.  Indications for cardiac catheterization include but are not limited to chest pain, itchiness, cough, eye pain, tummy ache, dysuria, diarrhea, and winning the annual Nathan's [[Hot Dog]] Eating Contest.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/03/anginal-equivalent/ No Matter the Symptom, Local Cardiologist Pretty Convinced It’s an Anginal Equivalent (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/07/nathans-hot-dog-eating-contest/ Cardiologist Excited to Cath Winner of Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest (Gomerblog)]</ref>
  
  
'''History'''
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'''Other Cardiac Tests'''
 
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Back in the 1930s, Dr. Werner Forssmann earned the Noble Prize in Physiology or Medicine after he inserted a catheter into a vein of his own forearm and threaded it into his right atrium using fluoroscopy.  It is undoubtedly a brave and bold maneuver, though one must ask the question, why didn't he do it on a medical student first?
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- [[1-Lead ECG]]
  
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- [[230-Lead ECG]]
  
'''Categories'''
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- [[Amazon Echo]]
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Left heart catheterization and right heart catheterization are the two major categories of '''cardiac catheterization''':
 
 
 
#''Left heart catheterization (LHC)'' - Employed in cases involving the left side of the heart, or a cardiologist who is either left-handed or standing on the left side of the patient.
 
#''Right heart catheterization (RHC)'' - Employed in cases involving the right side of the heart, or a cardiologist who is either right-handed or standing on the right side of the patient.
 
 
 
 
 
'''Indications'''
 
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Indications for cardiac catheterization include but are not limited to the following:
 
  
#[[Chest Pain|Chest pain]]
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- [[Amazon Stress Test]]
#Cough<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/04/cough-suppressant-endotracheal-tube/ Study: The Most Effective Cough Suppressant is an Endotracheal Tube (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/05/coughing-violently/ As Nurse Leans In for a Listen, Patient Can Think of No Better Time to Start Coughing Violently (Gomerblog)]</ref>
 
#Diarrhea
 
#[[Dyspnea]]
 
#Dysuria<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/08/study-people-named-willie-dick-johnson-higher-risk-uti/ Study: People Named Willie, Dick & Johnson at Higher Risk for UTIs (Gomerblog)]</ref>
 
#Eye pain
 
#Itchiness
 
#Six-degree heart block<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/05/sixth-degree-heart-block/ Breaking News: Kevin Bacon Diagnosed with Sixth-Degree Heart Block (Gomerblog)]</ref>
 
#Tummy ache
 
#Winning the annual Nathan's [[Hot Dog]] Eating Contest.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/07/nathans-hot-dog-eating-contest/ Cardiologist Excited to Cath Winner of Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest (Gomerblog)]</ref>
 
  
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- [[Baby Aspirin]]
  
'''Other Cardiac Issues'''
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- [[Supply-Demand Mismatch]]
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* [[1-Lead ECG]]
 
* [[230-Lead ECG]]
 
* [[Amazon Echo]]
 
* [[Amazon Stress Test]]
 
* [[Baby Aspirin]]
 
* [[Heart-to-Heart]]
 
* [[Supply-Demand Mismatch]]
 
  
  

Revision as of 05:16, 4 July 2017

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A cardiac catheterization is like a thinner colonoscopy but through the coronaries. Indications for cardiac catheterization include but are not limited to chest pain, itchiness, cough, eye pain, tummy ache, dysuria, diarrhea, and winning the annual Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest.[1][2]


Other Cardiac Tests


- 1-Lead ECG

- 230-Lead ECG

- Amazon Echo

- Amazon Stress Test

- Baby Aspirin

- Supply-Demand Mismatch


References


  1. No Matter the Symptom, Local Cardiologist Pretty Convinced It’s an Anginal Equivalent (Gomerblog)
  2. Cardiologist Excited to Cath Winner of Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest (Gomerblog)


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