Difference between revisions of "Pyxis Machine"
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| − | The '''Pyxis machine''' is a mortal enemy of nurses that requires you to wear yellow safety belts<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/12/nurses-pyxis-safety/ Hospital Mandates Nurses Wear Yellow Safety Belts While Checking Out Pyxis Medications]</ref>, though you openly want to crush it with a [[Sledgehammer|sledgehammer]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/today-is-national-destroy-your-pyxis-with-a-sledgehammer-day/ Today is National Destroy Your Pyxis with a Sledgehammer Day]</ref> | + | The '''Pyxis machine''' is a mortal enemy of nurses that requires you to wear yellow safety belts<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/12/nurses-pyxis-safety/ Hospital Mandates Nurses Wear Yellow Safety Belts While Checking Out Pyxis Medications (Gomerblog)]</ref>, though you openly want to crush it with a [[Sledgehammer|sledgehammer]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/today-is-national-destroy-your-pyxis-with-a-sledgehammer-day/ Today is National Destroy Your Pyxis with a Sledgehammer Day (Gomerblog)]</ref> |
'''Pyxis Shows American Pride''' | '''Pyxis Shows American Pride''' | ||
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| − | July 2016 was a big month for the '''Pyxis machine''' as it got to dispense American flags and other flavor for Fourth of July<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/special-pyxis-dispense-american-flags/ Special Pyxis to Dispense American Flags & Flair]</ref> and then step into the lead role of Hamilton on Broadway.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/pyxis-replaces-miranda-hamilton/ Pyxis Replaces Lin-Manuel Miranda in “Hamilton”]</ref> | + | July 2016 was a big month for the '''Pyxis machine''' as it got to dispense American flags and other flavor for Fourth of July<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/special-pyxis-dispense-american-flags/ Special Pyxis to Dispense American Flags & Flair (Gomerblog)]</ref> and then step into the lead role of Hamilton on Broadway.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/pyxis-replaces-miranda-hamilton/ Pyxis Replaces Lin-Manuel Miranda in “Hamilton” (Gomerblog)]</ref> |
'''Halloween Pyxis''' | '''Halloween Pyxis''' | ||
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| − | The '''Pyxis''' turned into a complete monster Halloween 2016 when it swallowed a nurse whole.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/10/pyxis-swallows-nurse-whole/ Spooky: Pyxis Swallows Nurse Whole, Rescue Underway]</ref> | + | The '''Pyxis''' turned into a complete monster Halloween 2016 when it swallowed a nurse whole.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/10/pyxis-swallows-nurse-whole/ Spooky: Pyxis Swallows Nurse Whole, Rescue Underway (Gomerblog)]</ref> |
'''Pyxis Surgeon General''' | '''Pyxis Surgeon General''' | ||
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| − | On June 23, 2017, the '''Pyxis''' Surgeon General photobombed the Nurse [[Surgeon General]] Sylvia-Trent-Adams.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/06/pyxis-surgeon-general/ Nurse Surgeon General Really Hates Working with Pyxis Surgeon General]</ref> The two really don't get along. | + | On June 23, 2017, the '''Pyxis''' Surgeon General photobombed the Nurse [[Surgeon General]] Sylvia-Trent-Adams.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/06/pyxis-surgeon-general/ Nurse Surgeon General Really Hates Working with Pyxis Surgeon General (Gomerblog)]</ref> The two really don't get along. |
Revision as of 12:20, 5 July 2017
The Pyxis machine is a mortal enemy of nurses that requires you to wear yellow safety belts[1], though you openly want to crush it with a sledgehammer.[2]
Pyxis Shows American Pride
July 2016 was a big month for the Pyxis machine as it got to dispense American flags and other flavor for Fourth of July[3] and then step into the lead role of Hamilton on Broadway.[4]
Halloween Pyxis
The Pyxis turned into a complete monster Halloween 2016 when it swallowed a nurse whole.[5]
Pyxis Surgeon General
On June 23, 2017, the Pyxis Surgeon General photobombed the Nurse Surgeon General Sylvia-Trent-Adams.[6] The two really don't get along.
Related Reading
- Da Vinci
- Pager
- Seven Blunders of the Medical World
References
- ↑ Hospital Mandates Nurses Wear Yellow Safety Belts While Checking Out Pyxis Medications (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Today is National Destroy Your Pyxis with a Sledgehammer Day (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Special Pyxis to Dispense American Flags & Flair (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Pyxis Replaces Lin-Manuel Miranda in “Hamilton” (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Spooky: Pyxis Swallows Nurse Whole, Rescue Underway (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Nurse Surgeon General Really Hates Working with Pyxis Surgeon General (Gomerblog)
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