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'''Brock Hammersley''' is an orthopedic surgeon. | '''Brock Hammersley''' is an orthopedic surgeon. | ||
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'''Notable Events in the Life of Brock''' | '''Notable Events in the Life of Brock''' | ||
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#On August 22, 2015, '''Hammersley''' put down his mallet and got his groove on when some Marvin Gaye started playing on the overhead speakers.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/08/hospital-marvin-gaye/ ICD-10 Primer, Lesson 4: Babystroller Documentation Hospital Gets Sexy as Overhead Speakers Start Playing a Little Marvin Gaye (Gomerblog)]</ref> | #On August 22, 2015, '''Hammersley''' put down his mallet and got his groove on when some Marvin Gaye started playing on the overhead speakers.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/08/hospital-marvin-gaye/ ICD-10 Primer, Lesson 4: Babystroller Documentation Hospital Gets Sexy as Overhead Speakers Start Playing a Little Marvin Gaye (Gomerblog)]</ref> | ||
#On October 2, 2015, '''Hammersley''' explained that the [[ICD-10]] codes on babystrollers were absolutely necessary, saying that the "number of people falling from babystrollers is really quite astounding."<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/10/icd-10-primer-lesson-4/ ICD-10 Primer, Lesson 4: Babystroller Documentation (Gomerblog)]</ref> | #On October 2, 2015, '''Hammersley''' explained that the [[ICD-10]] codes on babystrollers were absolutely necessary, saying that the "number of people falling from babystrollers is really quite astounding."<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/10/icd-10-primer-lesson-4/ ICD-10 Primer, Lesson 4: Babystroller Documentation (Gomerblog)]</ref> | ||
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#On February 15, 2016, '''Hammersley''' was befuddled that some lovers broke their carpel bones because they didn't know the mmemonic "Some Lovers Try Positions That They Can't Handle."<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/02/hands/ Nurse & Doctor Held Hostage by Patient Who Keeps Talking (Gomerblog)]</ref> | #On February 15, 2016, '''Hammersley''' was befuddled that some lovers broke their carpel bones because they didn't know the mmemonic "Some Lovers Try Positions That They Can't Handle."<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/02/hands/ Nurse & Doctor Held Hostage by Patient Who Keeps Talking (Gomerblog)]</ref> | ||
#On April 16, 2016, '''Hammersley''' was called in for special ops duty to try to extract two medical colleagues held hostage by a patient who wouldn't stop talking.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/tense-standoff-as-nurse-doctor-held-hostage-by-patients-neverending-talking/ Nurse & Doctor Held Hostage by Patient Who Keeps Talking (Gomerblog)]</ref> | #On April 16, 2016, '''Hammersley''' was called in for special ops duty to try to extract two medical colleagues held hostage by a patient who wouldn't stop talking.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/tense-standoff-as-nurse-doctor-held-hostage-by-patients-neverending-talking/ Nurse & Doctor Held Hostage by Patient Who Keeps Talking (Gomerblog)]</ref> | ||
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#On early November 2016, '''Hammersley''' played a pivotal role in a quadruple-blind clinical water balloon fight.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/11/normal-saline/ Normal Saline vs. Lactated Ringer’s: Results of a Phase 3 Randomized Quadruple-Blind Clinical Water Balloon Fight (Gomerblog)]</ref> | #On early November 2016, '''Hammersley''' played a pivotal role in a quadruple-blind clinical water balloon fight.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/11/normal-saline/ Normal Saline vs. Lactated Ringer’s: Results of a Phase 3 Randomized Quadruple-Blind Clinical Water Balloon Fight (Gomerblog)]</ref> | ||
#On Thanksgiving Day in 2016, '''Hammersley''' was consulted to repair a turkey's broken wishbone.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/11/ortho-broken-wishbone/ Ortho Consulted to Repair Broken Wishbone (Gomerblog)]</ref> | #On Thanksgiving Day in 2016, '''Hammersley''' was consulted to repair a turkey's broken wishbone.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/11/ortho-broken-wishbone/ Ortho Consulted to Repair Broken Wishbone (Gomerblog)]</ref> | ||
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#On January 11, 2017, '''Hammersley''' repaired his Medicine colleague's [[Stethoscope|stethoscope]] by slapping on an [[Ex Fix|ex fix]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/stethoscope-external-fixator/ Ortho Stabilizes Stethoscope with External Fixator (Gomerblog)]</ref> | #On January 11, 2017, '''Hammersley''' repaired his Medicine colleague's [[Stethoscope|stethoscope]] by slapping on an [[Ex Fix|ex fix]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/stethoscope-external-fixator/ Ortho Stabilizes Stethoscope with External Fixator (Gomerblog)]</ref> | ||
#On January 17, 2017, '''Hammersley''' admitted on behalf of orthopods everywhere that they like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/pina-coladas/ Ortho Likes Pina Coladas, Getting Caught in the Rain (Gomerblog)]</ref> | #On January 17, 2017, '''Hammersley''' admitted on behalf of orthopods everywhere that they like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/pina-coladas/ Ortho Likes Pina Coladas, Getting Caught in the Rain (Gomerblog)]</ref> | ||
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#On March 10, 2017, '''Hammersley''' will be presenting a [[Grand Rounds]] at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center entitled "Are Boners Bones? A Review of the Evidence."<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/03/grand-rounds/ Breaking: Grand Rounds Not Particularly Grand Today (Gomerblog)]</ref> | #On March 10, 2017, '''Hammersley''' will be presenting a [[Grand Rounds]] at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center entitled "Are Boners Bones? A Review of the Evidence."<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/03/grand-rounds/ Breaking: Grand Rounds Not Particularly Grand Today (Gomerblog)]</ref> | ||
#On June 18, 2017, '''Hammersley''' admitted that he invented CrossFit in under to help send his kids to college.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/06/orthopaedic-surgeon-admits-to-inventing-crossfit-to-finance-college-for-his-children/ Orthopaedic Surgeon Admits to Inventing CrossFit to Finance College for His Children (Gomerblog)]</ref> | #On June 18, 2017, '''Hammersley''' admitted that he invented CrossFit in under to help send his kids to college.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/06/orthopaedic-surgeon-admits-to-inventing-crossfit-to-finance-college-for-his-children/ Orthopaedic Surgeon Admits to Inventing CrossFit to Finance College for His Children (Gomerblog)]</ref> | ||
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'''Related Reading''' | '''Related Reading''' | ||
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Revision as of 06:22, 11 July 2017
Brock Hammersley is an orthopedic surgeon.
Notable Events in the Life of Brock
- On August 22, 2015, Hammersley put down his mallet and got his groove on when some Marvin Gaye started playing on the overhead speakers.[1]
- On October 2, 2015, Hammersley explained that the ICD-10 codes on babystrollers were absolutely necessary, saying that the "number of people falling from babystrollers is really quite astounding."[2]
- On February 15, 2016, Hammersley was befuddled that some lovers broke their carpel bones because they didn't know the mmemonic "Some Lovers Try Positions That They Can't Handle."[3]
- On April 16, 2016, Hammersley was called in for special ops duty to try to extract two medical colleagues held hostage by a patient who wouldn't stop talking.[4]
- On July 16, 2016, Hammersley undertook the gargantuan task of reading Infectious Diseases' epic consult note that started with the phrase "Once upon a time..."[5]
- On August 20, 2016, Hammersley only had good things to say when he used the new Swiss Army commode to listen to a patient's bones.[6]
- On August 27, 2016, Hammersley was punched in the throat by universally-disliked antisocial worker Timothy Pyro.[7]
- On early November 2016, Hammersley played a pivotal role in a quadruple-blind clinical water balloon fight.[8]
- On Thanksgiving Day in 2016, Hammersley was consulted to repair a turkey's broken wishbone.[9]
- On January 11, 2017, Hammersley repaired his Medicine colleague's stethoscope by slapping on an ex fix.[10]
- On January 17, 2017, Hammersley admitted on behalf of orthopods everywhere that they like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.[11]
- On February 17, 2017, in the role of Orthopedic Surgeon General of the United States, Hammersley declared that day "National Bone Day."
- On February 21, 2017, Brock Hammersley wowed his Medicine colleagues when he diagnosed atrial fibrillation with RVR and started a diltiazem gtt all by himself.[12]
- On March 10, 2017, Hammersley will be presenting a Grand Rounds at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center entitled "Are Boners Bones? A Review of the Evidence."[13]
- On June 18, 2017, Hammersley admitted that he invented CrossFit in under to help send his kids to college.[14]
Related Reading
- Can you post a really small picture of a femur?
- Ex Fix
- Hip Pain
- How many bones are there in the human body?
- I Have a Bone to Pick with You
- Is it true that every time a bone breaks an orthopod cries?
- Orthopod
- Should I go into Orthopaedic Surgery?
- Steroids
- WBAT
- What is an orthopedic surgeon's favorite eating utensil?
References
- ↑ ICD-10 Primer, Lesson 4: Babystroller Documentation Hospital Gets Sexy as Overhead Speakers Start Playing a Little Marvin Gaye (Gomerblog)
- ↑ ICD-10 Primer, Lesson 4: Babystroller Documentation (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Nurse & Doctor Held Hostage by Patient Who Keeps Talking (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Nurse & Doctor Held Hostage by Patient Who Keeps Talking (Gomerblog)
- ↑ ID’s Epic Consult Note Starts with “Once Upon a Time” (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Meet the New Hospital Swiss Army Commode (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Staff Not a Fan of New Antisocial Worker (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Normal Saline vs. Lactated Ringer’s: Results of a Phase 3 Randomized Quadruple-Blind Clinical Water Balloon Fight (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Ortho Consulted to Repair Broken Wishbone (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Ortho Stabilizes Stethoscope with External Fixator (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Ortho Likes Pina Coladas, Getting Caught in the Rain (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Orthopod Bewildered by Internist with Bigger Biceps (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Breaking: Grand Rounds Not Particularly Grand Today (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Orthopaedic Surgeon Admits to Inventing CrossFit to Finance College for His Children (Gomerblog)
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