Difference between revisions of "Feast or Famine"
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| − | * | + | * [[Trendelenburger|Burgers]] |
| + | * [[Hot Dog|Hot dogs]] | ||
| + | * [[Nashville Hot Chicken|Chicken]] | ||
* [[Double Portions|Double portions]] | * [[Double Portions|Double portions]] | ||
* [[Alcohol (Song)|Alcohol]] including [[Beer Belly|beer]] and wine | * [[Alcohol (Song)|Alcohol]] including [[Beer Belly|beer]] and wine | ||
| − | * | + | * Pure deliciousness |
'''Cons''' | '''Cons''' | ||
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* Cardiovascular disease | * Cardiovascular disease | ||
* High blood pressure | * High blood pressure | ||
* High blood sugars | * High blood sugars | ||
* High cholesterol | * High cholesterol | ||
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* [[Gouch]] | * [[Gouch]] | ||
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* Hospitalization with a good chance you'll be taken care of by an intern | * Hospitalization with a good chance you'll be taken care of by an intern | ||
* [[Pants]] keep falling down | * [[Pants]] keep falling down | ||
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[[Category:Food & Nutrition]] | [[Category:Food & Nutrition]] | ||
Revision as of 19:15, 16 July 2017
Feast or famine? That's a tough one. Let's break it down.
Feast
Pros
Cons
- Cardiovascular disease
- High blood pressure
- High blood sugars
- High cholesterol
- Obesity
- Gouch
Famine'
Pros
- Weight loss
- You'll have ample room in a plane seat
- Ability to count own ribs more easily
Cons
- Hunger pain
- Malnutrition
- Electrolyte abnormalities
- Hospitalization with a good chance you'll be taken care of by an intern
- Pants keep falling down
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