Difference between revisions of "Feast or Famine"
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Revision as of 19:15, 16 July 2017
Feast or famine? That's a tough one. Let's break it down.
Feast
Pros
Cons
- Cardiovascular disease
- High blood pressure
- High blood sugars
- High cholesterol
- Obesity
- Gouch
Famine'
Pros
- Weight loss
- You'll have ample room in a plane seat
- Ability to count own ribs more easily
Cons
- Hunger pain
- Malnutrition
- Electrolyte abnormalities
- Hospitalization with a good chance you'll be taken care of by an intern
- Pants keep falling down
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