Difference between revisions of "Nothing to Sneeze at"
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| − | If something is "'''nothing to sneeze at'''," then it deserves some serious attention, so much so that you should start taking daily Zyrtec & Flonase.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/05/congestion-flonase/ Doctor Tries to Clear Up Traffic Congestion with Flonase (Gomerblog)]</ref> Especially so if that something is | + | If something is "'''nothing to sneeze at'''," then it deserves some serious attention, so much so that you should start taking daily Zyrtec & Flonase.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/05/congestion-flonase/ Doctor Tries to Clear Up Traffic Congestion with Flonase (Gomerblog)]</ref> Especially so if that something is a surgically-opened body cavity. |
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SURGEON 1 (''pointing into a patient's bowels during the middle of an [[Ex Lap|ex lap]]''): Would you look at this [http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/anesthesiologist-swallows-pride-develops-small-bowel-obstruction/ small bowel obstruction]? This is certainly '''nothing to sneeze at'''. | SURGEON 1 (''pointing into a patient's bowels during the middle of an [[Ex Lap|ex lap]]''): Would you look at this [http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/anesthesiologist-swallows-pride-develops-small-bowel-obstruction/ small bowel obstruction]? This is certainly '''nothing to sneeze at'''. | ||
| − | SURGEON 2 ('' | + | SURGEON 2 (''unable to hold it in, begins sneezing into the open abdominal cavity''): Ahhhhh-CHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! (''Sniffles, then wipes snot on [[Sleeves|sleeve]].) |
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| − | SURGEON 1 ('' | + | SURGEON 1 (''miffed''): Damn it! What did I just say? |
SURGEON 2: Sorry, pollen's acting up. | SURGEON 2: Sorry, pollen's acting up. | ||
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| + | '''Additional Reading''' | ||
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| + | * [[Allergic Ryanitis]] | ||
| + | * [[Allergy Pride]] | ||
| + | * [[Cough]] | ||
| + | * [[Dyspnea]] | ||
| + | * [[EpiPen]] | ||
| + | * [[Perennial Allergy List]] | ||
| + | * [[Pneumonia]] | ||
| + | * [[Seasonal Allergy List]] | ||
| + | * [[SOB]] | ||
Latest revision as of 18:34, 16 July 2017
If something is "nothing to sneeze at," then it deserves some serious attention, so much so that you should start taking daily Zyrtec & Flonase.[1] Especially so if that something is a surgically-opened body cavity.
Example
SURGEON 1 (pointing into a patient's bowels during the middle of an ex lap): Would you look at this small bowel obstruction? This is certainly nothing to sneeze at.
SURGEON 2 (unable to hold it in, begins sneezing into the open abdominal cavity): Ahhhhh-CHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! (Sniffles, then wipes snot on sleeve.)
SURGEON 1 (miffed): Damn it! What did I just say?
SURGEON 2: Sorry, pollen's acting up.
Additional Reading
- Allergic Ryanitis
- Allergy Pride
- Cough
- Dyspnea
- EpiPen
- Perennial Allergy List
- Pneumonia
- Seasonal Allergy List
- SOB
References
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Fun Stuff
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