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Latest revision as of 10:26, 17 July 2017
The Pyxis machine is a mortal enemy of nurses that requires you to wear yellow safety belts[1], though you openly want to crush it with a sledgehammer.[2] The primary objective of the Pyxis machine is to get in the way of patient care.
Pyxis Shows American Pride
July 2016 was a big month for the Pyxis machine as it got to dispense American flags and other flavor for Fourth of July[3] and then step into the lead role of Hamilton on Broadway.[4]
Halloween Pyxis
The Pyxis turned into a complete monster Halloween 2016 when it swallowed a nurse whole.[5]
Pyxis Surgeon General
On June 23, 2017, the Pyxis Surgeon General photobombed the Nurse Surgeon General Sylvia-Trent-Adams.[6] The two really don't get along.
Related Reading
- Call Light
- Da Vinci
- Pager
- Pain is the 5th Vital Sign
- Seven Blunders of the Medical World
- Seven Wonders of the Medical World
References
- ↑ Hospital Mandates Nurses Wear Yellow Safety Belts While Checking Out Pyxis Medications (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Today is National Destroy Your Pyxis with a Sledgehammer Day (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Special Pyxis to Dispense American Flags & Flair (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Pyxis Replaces Lin-Manuel Miranda in “Hamilton” (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Spooky: Pyxis Swallows Nurse Whole, Rescue Underway (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Nurse Surgeon General Really Hates Working with Pyxis Surgeon General (Gomerblog)
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