Difference between revisions of "Pager Status"
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* Available only by [[One-Trach Pony|pony express]] | * Available only by [[One-Trach Pony|pony express]] | ||
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* Available but [[Crying|in tears]] | * Available but [[Crying|in tears]] | ||
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* On duty | * On duty | ||
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* Taking a piss<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/01/healthcare-workers/ Forgot-to-Pee Syndrome Afflicting Millions of Health Care Workers (Gomerblog)]</ref> | * Taking a piss<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/01/healthcare-workers/ Forgot-to-Pee Syndrome Afflicting Millions of Health Care Workers (Gomerblog)]</ref> | ||
* Taking a [[Dump|dump]] | * Taking a [[Dump|dump]] | ||
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[[Category:Medical Device]] | [[Category:Medical Device]] | ||
[[Category:Phrases & Expressions]] | [[Category:Phrases & Expressions]] | ||
Revision as of 10:51, 17 July 2017
For any unfortunate health care professionals that still use medicine's version of the abacus, the pager, there is one glimmer of hope: it is possible to modify your pager status at any moment in time.
Options
- Available
- Not available
- Available only by phone
- Available only by email
- Available only by mail
- Available only by telegraph
- Available only by pony express
- Available but in tears
- Available but overwhelmed
- Available but hangry
- On duty
- Off duty
- Taking a piss[1]
- Taking a dump
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