Difference between revisions of "Call Room"
From Gomerpedia
| (3 intermediate revisions by the same user not shown) | |||
| Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
[[File:Abandoned Call Room.jpg|400px|thumb|right|''"Boy oh boy, I can't wait to lie down!"'']] | [[File:Abandoned Call Room.jpg|400px|thumb|right|''"Boy oh boy, I can't wait to lie down!"'']] | ||
| − | A hospital '''call room''' is a dark and scary place where on-call medical personnel may choose to sleep or have awkward romantic encounters.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/06/resident-call-rooms/ Philadelphia Area Hospital Announces Program to House Homeless in Resident Call Rooms]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/03/call-room-passion/ Call Room Passion Described as “Awkward,” “Sweaty”]</ref> Sleeping here requires courage as it is a slight downgrade from a prison cell. Roughly 20% of medical personnel vanish per year in a '''call room'''. The linens were last changed in 1985 and won't be changed any time soon as it would disturb the habitat of bed bugs and lice. Though there is a [[Phone Book|phone]] and computer in the room, both have been shut off as a [[Cost-Cutting|cost-cutting]] measure. Due to the lack of windows in a call room, it is always wise to pack a [[Earwax|candle]] and some matches. | + | A hospital '''call room''' is a dark and scary place where on-call medical personnel may choose to sleep or have awkward romantic encounters.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/06/resident-call-rooms/ Philadelphia Area Hospital Announces Program to House Homeless in Resident Call Rooms (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/03/call-room-passion/ Call Room Passion Described as “Awkward,” “Sweaty” (Gomerblog)]</ref> Sleeping here requires courage as it is a slight downgrade from a prison cell.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/05/medieval-dungeon/ Call Room Bears Striking Resemblance to Medieval Dungeon (Gomerblog)]</ref> Roughly 20% of medical personnel vanish per year in a '''call room'''. The linens were last changed in 1985 and won't be changed any time soon as it would disturb the habitat of bed bugs and lice. Though there is a [[Phone Book|phone]] and computer in the room, both have been shut off as a [[Cost-Cutting|cost-cutting]] measure. Due to the lack of windows in a call room, it is always wise to pack a [[Earwax|candle]] and some matches. If the '''call room''' causes full-blown depression, then it has succeeded in its purpose.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/09/call-room-lifeless/ After Successful Renovation, New Call Room is Now Optimized to Cause Full-On Depression (Gomerblog)]</ref> |
'''Recent Events''' | '''Recent Events''' | ||
---- | ---- | ||
| − | #In the spring of 2014, the new 25-Hour Energy drink was released for use by health care professionals and slowly but surely '''call rooms''' are being converted into work rooms given that sleep is now obsolete.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/03/energy-drink/ New Energy Drink, 25-Hour Energy, Marketed to Physicians, Allows Hospitals to Convert On-Call Rooms into Work Rooms]</ref> | + | #In the spring of 2014, the new 25-Hour Energy drink was released for use by health care professionals and slowly but surely '''call rooms''' are being converted into work rooms given that sleep is now obsolete.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/03/energy-drink/ New Energy Drink, 25-Hour Energy, Marketed to Physicians, Allows Hospitals to Convert On-Call Rooms into Work Rooms (Gomerblog)]</ref> |
| + | |||
| + | |||
| + | '''Other Locations''' | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | * [[Bathroom]] | ||
| + | * [[Operating Room]] | ||
| + | * [[Prison]] | ||
| + | * [[What is on the roof of my hospital?]] | ||
Latest revision as of 11:39, 26 November 2017
A hospital call room is a dark and scary place where on-call medical personnel may choose to sleep or have awkward romantic encounters.[1][2] Sleeping here requires courage as it is a slight downgrade from a prison cell.[3] Roughly 20% of medical personnel vanish per year in a call room. The linens were last changed in 1985 and won't be changed any time soon as it would disturb the habitat of bed bugs and lice. Though there is a phone and computer in the room, both have been shut off as a cost-cutting measure. Due to the lack of windows in a call room, it is always wise to pack a candle and some matches. If the call room causes full-blown depression, then it has succeeded in its purpose.[4]
Recent Events
- In the spring of 2014, the new 25-Hour Energy drink was released for use by health care professionals and slowly but surely call rooms are being converted into work rooms given that sleep is now obsolete.[5]
Other Locations
References
- ↑ Philadelphia Area Hospital Announces Program to House Homeless in Resident Call Rooms (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Call Room Passion Described as “Awkward,” “Sweaty” (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Call Room Bears Striking Resemblance to Medieval Dungeon (Gomerblog)
- ↑ After Successful Renovation, New Call Room is Now Optimized to Cause Full-On Depression (Gomerblog)
- ↑ New Energy Drink, 25-Hour Energy, Marketed to Physicians, Allows Hospitals to Convert On-Call Rooms into Work Rooms (Gomerblog)
|
Fun Stuff
|
