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# On April 23, 2016, the CDC recommended that Robert De Niro be put in jail.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/anti-vax-de-niro-vaccine/ CDC Advises Robert De Niro to be Sent to Jail Until Deemed Safe]</ref>
# On May 20, 2016, the CDC reported the discovery of a new virus that causes medical noncompliance, thus absolving patients from all the blame.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/05/virus-noncompliance/ CDC: Medical Noncompliance Actually Caused by Virus]</ref>
# On May 25, 2016, the three wise monkeys supported the CDC's recent opioid guidelines, stating, "See no Dilaudid, hear no Dilaudid, speak no Dilaudid."<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/05/three-wise-monkeys/ http://gomerblog.com/2016/05/three-wise-monkeys/]</ref>
