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[[File:Thanksgiving-Brownscombe.PNG|400px|thumb|left|''The First Thanksgiving. Not pictured: working physicians, nurses, and other medical staff.'']] | [[File:Thanksgiving-Brownscombe.PNG|400px|thumb|left|''The First Thanksgiving. Not pictured: working physicians, nurses, and other medical staff.'']] | ||
| − | '''Thanksgiving''' is an annual holiday in the United States typically held on the fourth Thursday in November, and it is marked by the presence of turkey and the absence of medical providers who are stuck working in the hospital.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/11/thanksgiving/ Hospital Workers Can’t Think of Any Other Place They’d Rather Be on Thanksgiving Day | + | '''Thanksgiving''' is an annual holiday in the United States typically held on the fourth Thursday in November, and it is marked by the presence of turkey and the absence of medical providers who are stuck working in the hospital.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/11/thanksgiving/ Hospital Workers Can’t Think of Any Other Place They’d Rather Be on Thanksgiving Day]</ref> An exception to this rule are (1) students, who are specifically sent home in order to diagnose family members; and (2) hospital administrators, who deserve a break from all that administrating.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/11/medical-students/ Medical and Nursing Students Return Home This Thanksgiving Ready to Diagnose Their Families]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/11/hospital-administrators/ Bold Hospital Planning on Operating Over Thanksgiving Weekend Without Hospital Administrators]</ref> The holiday celebrates when the Pilgrims came to North America in 1621 and were scheduled for overnight call, thus completely missing dinner with the Native Americans. The spirit of Thanksgiving is quickly forgotten the next day when everyone tries to kill one another on [[Black Friday]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/11/black-blue-friday/ ACEP Renames Black Friday “Black & Blue Friday]</ref> A similar holiday is held on the second Monday of October in Canada. |
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| − | In the event a surgeon is able to attend Thanksgiving, he or she should never be allowed to carve the turkey; it always ends up butchered with everyone questioning the surgeon's career choice.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/11/turkey/ Surgeon Struggles to Carve Turkey at Thanksgiving | + | In the event a surgeon is able to attend Thanksgiving, he or she should never be allowed to carve the turkey; it always ends up butchered with everyone questioning the surgeon's career choice.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/11/turkey/ Surgeon Struggles to Carve Turkey at Thanksgiving]</ref> |
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'''The Dangers of Gravy''' | '''The Dangers of Gravy''' | ||
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| − | On November 22, 2016, the [[Centers for Disease Control and Prevention]] issued a blood-gravy content chart, not dissimilar to existing blood-alcohol content charts, warning Americans this holiday to not get behind the wheel after generous consumption of gravy.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/11/cdc-blood-gravy-content/ CDC Issues Blood Gravy Content Chart for Thanksgiving | + | On November 22, 2016, the [[Centers for Disease Control and Prevention]] issued a blood-gravy content chart, not dissimilar to existing blood-alcohol content charts, warning Americans this holiday to not get behind the wheel after generous consumption of gravy.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/11/cdc-blood-gravy-content/ CDC Issues Blood Gravy Content Chart for Thanksgiving]</ref> |
| − | '''That Awkward Moment... | + | '''That Awkward Moment..." |
| − | + | Every once in a while, a medical provider will make it home for '''Thanksgiving''' dinner. In the case of neurosurgical resident Michael Duke, who was going through hardest year of his life, he had an awkward moment when he momentarily didn't recognize one of his own children.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/11/neurosurgery-resident-thanksgiving/ Neurosurgery Resident Doesn’t Recognize Own Child at Thanksgiving Dinner]</ref> | |
| − | Every once in a while, a medical provider will make it home for '''Thanksgiving''' dinner. In the case of neurosurgical resident Michael Duke, who was going through hardest year of his life, he had an awkward moment when he momentarily didn't recognize one of his own children.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/11/neurosurgery-resident-thanksgiving/ Neurosurgery Resident Doesn’t Recognize Own Child at Thanksgiving Dinner | ||
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| − | It is not uncommon for interns to boast towards loved ones that they ran an entire hospital by themselves on '''Thanksgiving''' Day. This is false.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/11/internal-medicine-intern/ Internal Medicine Intern Boasts Over Thanksgiving Dinner, “I’m Basically Running the Whole Hospital” | + | It is not uncommon for interns to boast towards loved ones that they ran an entire hospital by themselves on '''Thanksgiving''' Day. This is false.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/11/internal-medicine-intern/ Internal Medicine Intern Boasts Over Thanksgiving Dinner, “I’m Basically Running the Whole Hospital”]</ref> |
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The ubiquitous [[Turkey Sandwich|turkey sandwich]] found in hospitals are an homage to the first Thanksgiving call in order to remember those medical providers past and present who have missed a holiday meal. | The ubiquitous [[Turkey Sandwich|turkey sandwich]] found in hospitals are an homage to the first Thanksgiving call in order to remember those medical providers past and present who have missed a holiday meal. | ||
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Revision as of 04:26, 25 November 2016
Thanksgiving is an annual holiday in the United States typically held on the fourth Thursday in November, and it is marked by the presence of turkey and the absence of medical providers who are stuck working in the hospital.[1] An exception to this rule are (1) students, who are specifically sent home in order to diagnose family members; and (2) hospital administrators, who deserve a break from all that administrating.[2][3] The holiday celebrates when the Pilgrims came to North America in 1621 and were scheduled for overnight call, thus completely missing dinner with the Native Americans. The spirit of Thanksgiving is quickly forgotten the next day when everyone tries to kill one another on Black Friday.[4] A similar holiday is held on the second Monday of October in Canada.
Carving the Turkey
In the event a surgeon is able to attend Thanksgiving, he or she should never be allowed to carve the turkey; it always ends up butchered with everyone questioning the surgeon's career choice.[5]
The Dangers of Gravy
On November 22, 2016, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention issued a blood-gravy content chart, not dissimilar to existing blood-alcohol content charts, warning Americans this holiday to not get behind the wheel after generous consumption of gravy.[6]
That Awkward Moment..."
Every once in a while, a medical provider will make it home for Thanksgiving dinner. In the case of neurosurgical resident Michael Duke, who was going through hardest year of his life, he had an awkward moment when he momentarily didn't recognize one of his own children.[7]
Myths
It is not uncommon for interns to boast towards loved ones that they ran an entire hospital by themselves on Thanksgiving Day. This is false.[8]
Fun Fact
The ubiquitous turkey sandwich found in hospitals are an homage to the first Thanksgiving call in order to remember those medical providers past and present who have missed a holiday meal.
References
- ↑ Hospital Workers Can’t Think of Any Other Place They’d Rather Be on Thanksgiving Day
- ↑ Medical and Nursing Students Return Home This Thanksgiving Ready to Diagnose Their Families
- ↑ Bold Hospital Planning on Operating Over Thanksgiving Weekend Without Hospital Administrators
- ↑ ACEP Renames Black Friday “Black & Blue Friday
- ↑ Surgeon Struggles to Carve Turkey at Thanksgiving
- ↑ CDC Issues Blood Gravy Content Chart for Thanksgiving
- ↑ Neurosurgery Resident Doesn’t Recognize Own Child at Thanksgiving Dinner
- ↑ Internal Medicine Intern Boasts Over Thanksgiving Dinner, “I’m Basically Running the Whole Hospital”
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