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The '''American Academy of Ophthalmology''' (or '''AAO''') is the world's largest professional organization of [[Eye Dentist|eye dentists]] that help deal with conditions like [[Eye Rake|eye rakes]] and [[Eye Poke|eye poke]] and can recommend treatments like [[Eye PT|eye PT]].  They're also really good at making [[Eye Candy|eye candy]] and putting on glasses.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/12/ophthalmology-resident/ Ophthalmology Resident Consulted to Put Glasses On]</ref>
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The '''American Academy of Ophthalmology''' (or '''AAO''') is the world's largest professional organization of eye dentists.
  
  
 
'''Mission Statement'''
 
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The mission of the '''American Academy of Ophthalmology''' is three-fold: (1) to add more H's to the word "ophthalmology",<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/06/ophthalmology/ Ophthalmology Gives Up, Drops the First ‘H’ from Its Name]</ref> (2) to shuffle the letters on the [[Really, Really Simplified Snellen Eye Chart|Snellen eye chart]] every once in a while,<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/08/snellen-letter-t/ Letter “T” to Take Top Spot on Snellen, “E” Demoted]</ref> (3) to resist any temptation to poke you in the eyes,<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/02/physical-exam-tips-the-eye/ Physical Exam Tips: The Eye]</ref> and, above all else, (4) destroy all optometrists.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/02/ophthalmologists-optometrists/ Thousands Dead in Battle Between Ophthalmologists and Optometrists]</ref>
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The mission of the '''American Academy of Ophthalmology''' is three-fold: (1) to add more H's to the word "ophthalmology", (2) to shuffle the letters on the [[Really, Really Simplified Snellen Eye Chart|Snellen eye chart]] every once in a while, and, above all else, (3) to resist any temptation to poke you in the eyes.
  
  
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'''Fun Facts'''
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#Did you know becoming an ophthalmologist is a great way to get over [[Ommetaphobia|ommetaphobia]]?<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/07/ophthalmology-resident-quits-due-to-ommetaphobia/ Ophthalmology Resident Quits Due to Ommetaphobia]</ref>
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Did you know becoming an ophthalmologist is a great way to get over [[Ommetaphobia|ommetaphobia]]?<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/07/ophthalmology-resident-quits-due-to-ommetaphobia/ Ophthalmology Resident Quits Due to Ommetaphobia]</ref>
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#Did you know an ophthalmologist once saw an inpatient consult?  It's true!<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/12/ophthalmologist/ Ophthalmologist Accidentally Agrees to See Inpatient Consult]</ref>
 
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#Did you know that getting hit in the eye with a stray dart is probably not a good thing?  It's true!<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/12/stray-dart/ So You’ve Been Hit by a Stray Dart, What to Do Next]</ref>
 
  
  
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'''References'''
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* [[DNR/DNEye]]
 
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* [[Eye Candy]]
 
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* [[Eye Dios Mios!]]
 
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Revision as of 15:06, 4 December 2016

Slogan: "If you can read our logo, you have 20/20 vision"

The American Academy of Ophthalmology (or AAO) is the world's largest professional organization of eye dentists.


Mission Statement

The mission of the American Academy of Ophthalmology is three-fold: (1) to add more H's to the word "ophthalmology", (2) to shuffle the letters on the Snellen eye chart every once in a while, and, above all else, (3) to resist any temptation to poke you in the eyes.


Fun Fact

Did you know becoming an ophthalmologist is a great way to get over ommetaphobia?[1]


References

  1. Jump up ↑ Ophthalmology Resident Quits Due to Ommetaphobia


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