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FDA, once stood for the Food & Drug Administration, now stands for the Fentanyl & Dilaudid Administration.

FDA Approvals

1. On June 19, 2015, the FDA approved the drug Nomega, being the first medication on the market to have absolutely no adverse or therapeutic effects.^[1]
2. On June 24, 2015, the FDA approved a prosthetic robotic penis to help treat erectile dysfunction.^[2]
3. On April 18, 2015, the FDA approved Merck's Priapic (mycoxaflopin) for the treatment of both bacterial infections and male impotence.^[3]
4. On August 21, 2015, the FDA approved OxyContin for children under the condition that they are "yay high."^[4]
5. On July 20, 2016, the FDA granted approval for Bovie to cut government red tape.^[5]
6. On January 28, 2017, the FDA approved a postmortem chemotherapy to be administered up to 5 years after a patient's death.^[6]

FDA Bans

1. On August 2, 2015, the FDA banned the production and use of any narcotic that contains the letter D or a vowel in it in a hope to curb the opioid crisis.^[7]

References

1. ↑ Nomega Approved by FDA
2. ↑ Pioneering Bionics Company Gains FDA Approval for Robotic Penis
3. ↑ FDA Approves First Antibiotic/Male Impotence Drug: Mycoxaflopin
4. ↑ FDA Approves OxyContin for Kids Tall Enough to Get on This Ride
5. ↑ Bovie™ Electrocautery Receives FDA Approval for Cutting Red Tape
6. ↑ FDA Approves Groundbreaking Postmortem Chemotherapy Protocol
7. ↑ FDA Bans Any Narcotic with the Letter “D” In It

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