Difference between revisions of "Da Vinci"

 

'''Da Vinci''' is a surgical robot that's a cross between [[2001: A Space Colonoscopy|HAL 9000]] and a tortoise, whose utility is indirectly proportional to its cost.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/homeless-da-vinci-robot-spotted-on-street-begging-for-surgeries/ Homeless da Vinci Robot Seen Begging for Spare Surgeries (Gomerblog)]</ref>  As a result of da Vinci's uselessness, it is used in many other ways<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/03/da-vinci-robot/ Surgeon Uses da Vinci Robot to Craft the Perfect Ham and Cheese Sandwich (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/06/da-vinci-brilliant-save-messi/ Copa America: Da Vinci with Brilliant Save on Messi (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/06/da-vinci-moster-jam-help-cavs/ Da Vinci’s Monster Jam Helps Cavs in Must-Win Game (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/05/da-vinci-big-help-14-hour-flight/ Da Vinci a Big Help on 14-Hour Flight (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/03/da-vinci-robot-becomes-sentient-terrorizes-city/ Breaking News: Da Vinci Robot Becomes Sentient, Terrorizes City (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/01/da-vinci-robots/ da Vinci Robots to be Deployed for Snow Shoveling (Gomerblog)]</ref>, just not surgery. As of September 1, 2016, Da Vinci has been dating Rosie the Maid from ''The Jetsons''.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/09/da-vinci-rosie-jetsons-dating/ Da Vinci & Rosie from The Jetsons are Dating!! (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/03/da-vinci-megatron-optimus-prime/ Da Vinci Recruited by Megatron to Destroy Optimus Prime (Gomerblog)]</ref>