Difference between revisions of "Stick of Butter"
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| − | A '''stick of butter''' should never be | + | [[File:Tour d'Argent D160726 02 - Butter.jpg|400px|thumb|right]] |
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| + | A '''stick of butter''' should never be peeled like a [[Banana|banana]] and eaten like a [[Graham Crackers|snack]]. | ||
'''Awkward Encounter Between Patient and Provider''' | '''Awkward Encounter Between Patient and Provider''' | ||
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| − | '' | + | PROVIDER (''after walking into room''): Hi, Mrs... Ummm, whatcha doin'? |
| − | '' | + | PATIENT (''removing '''stick of butter''' from purse, peeling back the foil, and eating in monstrous bites''): I'm hungry, so I thought that I'd have a snack. |
| − | '' | + | PROVIDER (''disgusted, almost nauseous''): Do you snack like that often? |
| − | + | PATIENT: I sure do! | |
| − | + | PROVIDER: So I see you've come in with [http://gomerblog.com/2016/06/orthopedic-surgeon-diastolic-heart-failure/ congestive heart failure]. | |
| − | + | PATIENT: It always flares up! Do you know why? | |
[[Category:Food & Nutrition]] | [[Category:Food & Nutrition]] | ||
Latest revision as of 10:18, 22 July 2017
A stick of butter should never be peeled like a banana and eaten like a snack.
Awkward Encounter Between Patient and Provider
PROVIDER (after walking into room): Hi, Mrs... Ummm, whatcha doin'?
PATIENT (removing stick of butter from purse, peeling back the foil, and eating in monstrous bites): I'm hungry, so I thought that I'd have a snack.
PROVIDER (disgusted, almost nauseous): Do you snack like that often?
PATIENT: I sure do!
PROVIDER: So I see you've come in with congestive heart failure.
PATIENT: It always flares up! Do you know why?
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