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'''Hospicillin''' is a penicillin derivative that treats patients by making them DNR<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/09/medical-team/ Medical Team Confused as Patient Made DNR Tuesdays, Thursdays, Saturdays]</ref> and sending to hospice.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/04/palliative-care/ After Another Horrid Shift, Doctor Calls Palliative Care on Self, Goes Home with Hospice]</ref>
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'''Hospicillin''' is a penicillin derivative that treats patients by making them [[DNR]]<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/09/medical-team/ Medical Team Confused as Patient Made DNR Tuesdays, Thursdays, Saturdays]</ref> and sending to hospice.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/04/palliative-care/ After Another Horrid Shift, Doctor Calls Palliative Care on Self, Goes Home with Hospice]</ref>
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'''Brand Names'''
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Generic. 
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'''Nicknames'''
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The [[Blue Pill]].
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'''Dosing'''
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One-time dose.
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'''Route of Administration'''
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However you can get it in there: PO, PR, IO, IV, OS, OU, you name it!  ''See [[Route of Administration]]''.
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'''Indications'''
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'''Hospicillin''' was approved by the [[FDA]] on March 1, 2017 for use in patients who are [[Full Code]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/03/hospicillin/ FDA Approves Hospicillin for Use in Patients Who are Full Code]</ref>
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'''Adverse Reactions'''
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Nausea, [[Maculopapular Rash|maculopapular rash]], genital detachment.
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'''By the Way'''
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Before you use '''hospicillin''', have you first tried yelling at your patient?  ''See [[Peter Edelstein]] for more information''.
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'''Related Topics'''
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* [[Ancef (Cefazolin)]]
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* [[Code Blue Drinking Game]]
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* [[Code Status]]
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* [[Comforter Care]]
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* [[Dead, dead, dead, dead...]]
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* [[DNR]]
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* [[Eye Hospice]]
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* [[Futilimab]]
  
  

Latest revision as of 16:07, 5 October 2017

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Hospicillin is a penicillin derivative that treats patients by making them DNR[1] and sending to hospice.[2]


Brand Names


Generic.


Nicknames


The Blue Pill.


Dosing


One-time dose.


Route of Administration


However you can get it in there: PO, PR, IO, IV, OS, OU, you name it! See Route of Administration.


Indications


Hospicillin was approved by the FDA on March 1, 2017 for use in patients who are Full Code.[3]


Adverse Reactions


Nausea, maculopapular rash, genital detachment.


By the Way


Before you use hospicillin, have you first tried yelling at your patient? See Peter Edelstein for more information.


Related Topics



References


  1. Medical Team Confused as Patient Made DNR Tuesdays, Thursdays, Saturdays
  2. After Another Horrid Shift, Doctor Calls Palliative Care on Self, Goes Home with Hospice
  3. FDA Approves Hospicillin for Use in Patients Who are Full Code


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