Difference between revisions of "Christmas"
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| + | #"[http://gomerblog.com/2015/12/night-after-christmas/ Twas the Night After Christmas]" | ||
| + | #"[http://gomerblog.com/2015/12/night-shift-before-christmas%e2%80%8f/ Twas the Night Shift Before Christmas]" | ||
| + | #"[http://gomerblog.com/2016/12/submitting-a-little-articlepoem-for-the-christmas-season/ Twas the Night of Call]" | ||
| + | #"[http://gomerblog.com/2013/12/night-before-christmas-in-the-er/ Twas the Night Before Christmas in the ED]" | ||
Revision as of 14:26, 1 March 2017
Christmas is an annual holiday where Christian medical providers celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ by working all freaking day while patients write negative patient satisfaction surveys[1]
Christmas Poems
There are several favorite Christmas poems:
- "Twas the Night After Christmas"
- "Twas the Night Shift Before Christmas"
- "Twas the Night of Call"
- "Twas the Night Before Christmas in the ED"
Christmas Carols & Men's Health
According to the American Urological Association, Christmas is also a time to celebrate men's health, which is best exemplified by their Christmas carol "Check Your Balls."[2]
Fun Facts
- Christmas kind of rhymes with trismus and strabismus, doesn't it?
- The Christmas Morning of '94 is still regarded as the greatest medical holiday of all time because Dr. Silverstein completed rounds by dinnertime.[3]
References
- ↑ Alcoholic Fills Out Negative Patient Survey for Care Received on Christmas Morning
- ↑ Lyrics to the Men’s Health Christmas Carol Favorite: “Check Your Balls”
- ↑ Monday Medicine Rounds Finish Just In Time for Tuesday Medicine Rounds
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