Difference between revisions of "FOBT"
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| − | A test used to check [[Stool Sample|stool samples]] for occult blood (YUCK!!!!), the '''FOBT''' is a '''freakin' outrageous butt test''' because the patient was rude enough to not make their [[BRBPR]] overt, as in melena or hematochezia. | + | A test used to check [[Stool Sample|stool samples]] for occult blood (YUCK!!!!), the '''FOBT''' is a '''freakin' outrageous butt test''' because the patient was rude enough to not make their [[BRBPR]] overt, as in melena or hematochezia. And if you can find someone that carries the developer to actually perform the test, it's your lucky day. While you're at it, go buy a lottery ticket. |
Revision as of 10:05, 4 July 2017
A test used to check stool samples for occult blood (YUCK!!!!), the FOBT is a freakin' outrageous butt test because the patient was rude enough to not make their BRBPR overt, as in melena or hematochezia. And if you can find someone that carries the developer to actually perform the test, it's your lucky day. While you're at it, go buy a lottery ticket.
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