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'''Swamp crotch''' is one of the most terrible of medical maladies in which hot, moist sweat accumulates in the nether region, pools between your legs, and creates arguably one of the worst odors in the [[Milky Way|galaxy]].
 
'''Swamp crotch''' is one of the most terrible of medical maladies in which hot, moist sweat accumulates in the nether region, pools between your legs, and creates arguably one of the worst odors in the [[Milky Way|galaxy]].

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Your crotch right now

Swamp crotch is one of the most terrible of medical maladies in which hot, moist sweat accumulates in the nether region, pools between your legs, and creates arguably one of the worst odors in the galaxy.


Prevention & Treatment


Surprisingly there are ways to prevent and treat swamp crotch and it doesn't involve jumping into a meat locker.[1][2]


Other Crotchety Badness



References


  1. Jump up Preventing Swamp Crotch: 10 Products “Scientifically” Tested (The Art of Manliness)
  2. Jump up How to Beat Swamp Crotch (Men's Health)


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