Difference between revisions of "Eggplant"
From Gomerpedia
| Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
| − | [[File:Eggplants Rectum.jpg|400px|thumb| | + | [[File:Eggplants Rectum.jpg|400px|thumb|right|''"Hmmm, where can I store these eggplants? The fridge seems too obvious..."'']] |
| − | '''Eggplant''' is a delicious vegetable when consumed orally, but a very painful vegetable when inserted rectally. '''Eggplant''' is one of many items that should never be placed in a [[Interventional Proctology|rectum]] for safekeeping.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/08/foreign-body/ Genuine “Slipped and Fell” Rectal Foreign Body Victim Stuns Experts']</ref> A refrigerator is a much better option.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/07/1019/ Surgeons Remove Penis, Sex Toy Saved]</ref> | + | '''Eggplant''' is a delicious vegetable when consumed orally, but a very painful vegetable when inserted [[Rectal Intubation|rectally]]. '''Eggplant''' is one of many items that should never be placed in a [[Interventional Proctology|rectum]] for safekeeping.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/08/foreign-body/ Genuine “Slipped and Fell” Rectal Foreign Body Victim Stuns Experts']</ref> A refrigerator is a much better option.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/07/1019/ Surgeons Remove Penis, Sex Toy Saved]</ref> |
| + | |||
| + | |||
| + | '''Additional Reading''' | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | - [[Almond Milk]] | ||
| + | |||
| + | - [[Arugula]] | ||
| + | |||
| + | - [[Bacon]] | ||
| + | |||
| + | - [[BRAT Diet]] | ||
| + | |||
| + | - [[Keloid Pie]] | ||
Revision as of 11:53, 19 February 2017
Eggplant is a delicious vegetable when consumed orally, but a very painful vegetable when inserted rectally. Eggplant is one of many items that should never be placed in a rectum for safekeeping.[1] A refrigerator is a much better option.[2]
Additional Reading
- Arugula
- Bacon
References
- ↑ Genuine “Slipped and Fell” Rectal Foreign Body Victim Stuns Experts'
- ↑ Surgeons Remove Penis, Sex Toy Saved
|
Fun Stuff
|
