Difference between revisions of "Christmas"
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− | '''Christmas''' is an annual holiday where Christian medical providers celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ by working all freaking day. | + | '''Christmas''' is an annual holiday where Christian medical providers celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ by working all freaking day while patients write negative [[Patient Satisfaction Survey|patient satisfaction surveys]]<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/12/alcoholic-fills-negative-comment-card-care-received-christmas-morning/ Alcoholic Fills Out Negative Patient Survey for Care Received on Christmas Morning]</ref> |
Revision as of 14:22, 1 March 2017
Christmas is an annual holiday where Christian medical providers celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ by working all freaking day while patients write negative patient satisfaction surveys[1]
Christmas Poems
Two of the most popular Christmas poems are "Twas the Night Shift Before Christmas" and "Twas the Night After Christmas."
Christmas Carols & Men's Health
According to the American Urological Association, Christmas is also a time to celebrate men's health, which is best exemplified by their Christmas carol "Check Your Balls."[2]
Fun Facts
- Christmas kind of rhymes with trismus and strabismus, doesn't it?
- The Christmas Morning of '94 is still regarded as the greatest medical holiday of all time because Dr. Silverstein completed rounds by dinnertime.[3]
References