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The '''Pyxis machine''' is a mortal enemy of nurses that requires you to wear yellow safety belts<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/12/nurses-pyxis-safety/ Hospital Mandates Nurses Wear Yellow Safety Belts While Checking Out Pyxis Medications]</ref>, though you openly want to crush it with a [[Sledgehammer|sledgehammer]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/today-is-national-destroy-your-pyxis-with-a-sledgehammer-day/ Today is National Destroy Your Pyxis with a Sledgehammer Day]</ref> | The '''Pyxis machine''' is a mortal enemy of nurses that requires you to wear yellow safety belts<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/12/nurses-pyxis-safety/ Hospital Mandates Nurses Wear Yellow Safety Belts While Checking Out Pyxis Medications]</ref>, though you openly want to crush it with a [[Sledgehammer|sledgehammer]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/today-is-national-destroy-your-pyxis-with-a-sledgehammer-day/ Today is National Destroy Your Pyxis with a Sledgehammer Day]</ref> | ||
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Revision as of 12:46, 22 March 2017
The Pyxis machine is a mortal enemy of nurses that requires you to wear yellow safety belts[1], though you openly want to crush it with a sledgehammer.[2]
Pyxis Shows American Pride
July 2016 was a big month for the Pyxis machine as it got to dispense American flags and other flavor for Fourth of July[3] and then step into the lead role of Hamilton on Broadway.[4]
Halloween Pyxis
The Pyxis turned into a complete monster Halloween 2016 when it swallowed a nurse whole.[5]
Related Reading
- Da Vinci
- Pager
- Seven Blunders of the Medical World
References
- ↑ Hospital Mandates Nurses Wear Yellow Safety Belts While Checking Out Pyxis Medications
- ↑ Today is National Destroy Your Pyxis with a Sledgehammer Day
- ↑ Special Pyxis to Dispense American Flags & Flair
- ↑ Pyxis Replaces Lin-Manuel Miranda in “Hamilton”
- ↑ Spooky: Pyxis Swallows Nurse Whole, Rescue Underway
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