Difference between revisions of "Da Vinci"

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Da Vinci spotted with recent girlfriend, Rosie the Maid

Da Vinci is a surgical robot that's a cross between HAL 9000 and a tortoise, whose utility is indirectly proportional to its cost.^[1] As a result of da Vinci's uselessness, it is used in many other ways^{[2][3][4][5][6][7]}, just not surgery. As of September 1, 2016, Da Vinci has been dating Rosie the Maid from The Jetsons.^[8][9]

Other Pieces of Sh*t

- Call Light

- Cyborg

- EHR

- Joint Commission

- Pyxis Machine

References

1. ↑ Homeless da Vinci Robot Seen Begging for Spare Surgeries
2. ↑ Surgeon Uses da Vinci Robot to Craft the Perfect Ham and Cheese Sandwich
3. ↑ Copa America: Da Vinci with Brilliant Save on Messi
4. ↑ Da Vinci’s Monster Jam Helps Cavs in Must-Win Game
5. ↑ Da Vinci a Big Help on 14-Hour Flight
6. ↑ Breaking News: Da Vinci Robot Becomes Sentient, Terrorizes City
7. ↑ da Vinci Robots to be Deployed for Snow Shoveling
8. ↑ Da Vinci & Rosie from The Jetsons are Dating!!
9. ↑ Da Vinci Recruited by Megatron to Destroy Optimus Prime

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