Difference between revisions of "God"
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| − | In religion, '''God''' is considered the Supreme Being who is omniscient, omnipresent, and omnipotent. Yet despite these characteristics, He ''still'' needs [[Prior Authorization|prior authorization]] prior to divine intervention.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/05/divine-intervention/ God Requires Prior Authorization Before Divine Intervention]</ref> Medical students and interns are advised to stay away from the wrath of God when He is filling out paperwork. | + | In religion, '''God''' is considered the Supreme Being who is omniscient, omnipresent, and omnipotent. Yet despite these characteristics, He ''still'' needs [[Prior Authorization|prior authorization]] prior to divine intervention.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/05/divine-intervention/ God Requires Prior Authorization Before Divine Intervention (Gomerblog)]</ref> Medical students and interns are advised to stay away from the wrath of God when He is filling out paperwork. |
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Revision as of 10:41, 1 July 2017
In religion, God is considered the Supreme Being who is omniscient, omnipresent, and omnipotent. Yet despite these characteristics, He still needs prior authorization prior to divine intervention.[1] Medical students and interns are advised to stay away from the wrath of God when He is filling out paperwork.
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