Difference between revisions of "Sub-Zero Operating Room"
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− | The '''sub-zero [[Operating Room|operating room]]''' is the natural habitat of orthopods. | + | The '''sub-zero [[Operating Room|operating room]]''' is the natural habitat of orthopods. |
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+ | According to orthopods, the cooler temperatures stimulate bone growth and hunger, allowing them to work out more (bench pressing icebergs and running [[Fartlek|fartlets]] with polar bears on their back) and replenish depleted energy stores with [[Stryker Surgical Snacks]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/06/stryker-surgical-snacks/ Stryker Surgical Snacks, The Perfect OR Treat (Gomerblog)]</ref> | ||
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+ | '''Who Else Can Survive These Temperatures?''' | ||
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+ | The '''sub-zero operating room''' is also home to several species of penguins, seals, and [[Bipolar Disorder|polar bears]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/04/orthopedic-surgeon-temperature/ New Sub-Zero ORs Trialed: Orthopedic Surgeon Still Asking for Temperature Turned Down (Gomerblog)]</ref> | ||
Revision as of 03:20, 12 July 2017
The sub-zero operating room is the natural habitat of orthopods.
Why?
According to orthopods, the cooler temperatures stimulate bone growth and hunger, allowing them to work out more (bench pressing icebergs and running fartlets with polar bears on their back) and replenish depleted energy stores with Stryker Surgical Snacks.[1]
Who Else Can Survive These Temperatures?
The sub-zero operating room is also home to several species of penguins, seals, and polar bears.[2]
Somewhat Related Reading
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