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| − | '''Coffee'''<ref> | + | '''Coffee'''<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/01/nursing-stations-coffee/ The Joint Commission Now Encourages Coffee At Nursing Stations, Mortality Rates Plummet]</ref> is a magical elixir drank by 99.9% of health care providers to keep awake through the reality that is our careers. It is a rare source of hope and happiness in the clinical setting, even if it tastes like sin or looks like melena. What matters is that '''coffee'''<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/06/coffee-machine/ Crisis Brewing as Unit 61’s Coffee Machine Broken]</ref> does the job and feels like it's made from unicorn smiles and angels' wings. Fear the provider who hasn't had his or her cup of morning joe! |
Revision as of 12:24, 14 July 2016
Coffee[1] is a magical elixir drank by 99.9% of health care providers to keep awake through the reality that is our careers. It is a rare source of hope and happiness in the clinical setting, even if it tastes like sin or looks like melena. What matters is that coffee[2] does the job and feels like it's made from unicorn smiles and angels' wings. Fear the provider who hasn't had his or her cup of morning joe!- ↑ The Joint Commission Now Encourages Coffee At Nursing Stations, Mortality Rates Plummet
- ↑ Crisis Brewing as Unit 61’s Coffee Machine Broken
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