Difference between revisions of "Earbleed"
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[[File:Dermatologist's Ears Bleeding.jpg|350px|thumb|left|''Figure 13: Dermatologist suffering from earbleed as a result of a stupid consult.'']] | [[File:Dermatologist's Ears Bleeding.jpg|350px|thumb|left|''Figure 13: Dermatologist suffering from earbleed as a result of a stupid consult.'']] | ||
| − | An '''earbleed''' is an instance of bleeding from the ears, usually caused when someone says something stupid. | + | An '''earbleed''' is an instance of bleeding from the ears, usually caused when [[I Know My Body|someone says something stupid]]. |
Revision as of 04:13, 29 September 2016
An earbleed is an instance of bleeding from the ears, usually caused when someone says something stupid.
Examples of Scenarios Causing Spontaneous Earbleeds
Scenario 1:
Dermatologist: Tell me more about this rash.
Internist: Well, it's maculopapular. (Dermatologist collapses to ground with profuse earbleed.)
Scenario 2:
Nurse: What is your pain on a scale from 0 to 10?
Patient: 39. (Nurse collapses to ground with profuse earbleed.)
