Difference between revisions of "Genital Warthogs"
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Revision as of 18:02, 31 January 2017
Genital warthogs is a sexually-transmitted infection.
Symptoms
Worse than genital warts, genital warthogs is when large warthogs grow in the genital and anal regions. It is one of the most uncomfortable sexually-transmitted infections as the warthogs may possibly bite off your genitals.
Signs
Positive warthog sign. Negative hyena reflex.
Causes
Warthog papillomavirus (WPV).
Risk Factors
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has uncovered the following risk factors for acquiring genital warthogs:
- Unprotected sex with multiple partners
- Unprotected sex with multiple warthogs
- You are a warthog
Treatment
- Train a lion to kill the warthog.
- Survive the attack.[1]
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