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| − | A '''human''' consists of several parts: a head, torso, extremities, appendix, and a [[Smartphone|smartphone]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/03/i-cant-afford-meds/ “I Can’t Afford These $4 Meds!” Says Patient with iPhone 6s Plus (Gold) & MacBook Air]</ref> | + | A '''human''' consists of several parts: a head, torso, extremities, appendix, and a [[Smartphone|smartphone]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/03/i-cant-afford-meds/ “I Can’t Afford These $4 Meds!” Says Patient with iPhone 6s Plus (Gold) & MacBook Air]</ref> What sets '''humans''' apart from other living organisms such as plants and animals is their unwavering ability to think about and demand [[Dilaudid (Hydromorphone)|pain medications]]. |
Revision as of 09:16, 10 February 2017
Humans are a member of the bipedal species Homo sapiens.
Anatomy
A human consists of several parts: a head, torso, extremities, appendix, and a smartphone.[1] What sets humans apart from other living organisms such as plants and animals is their unwavering ability to think about and demand pain medications.
The Role of Humans in Epidemics & Pandemics
Humans have recently been identified as a major vector in the spread of disease, prompting the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention to recommend against any and all human interaction whatsoever.[2]
References
- ↑ “I Can’t Afford These $4 Meds!” Says Patient with iPhone 6s Plus (Gold) & MacBook Air
- ↑ CDC Recommends Against All Human Interaction
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