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| − | A '''human''' consists of several parts: a head, torso, extremities, appendix, and a [[Smartphone|smartphone]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/03/i-cant-afford-meds/ “I Can’t Afford These $4 Meds!” Says Patient with iPhone 6s Plus (Gold) & MacBook Air]</ref> What sets '''humans''' apart from other living organisms such as plants and animals is their | + | A '''human''' consists of several parts: a head, torso, extremities, appendix, and a [[Smartphone|smartphone]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/03/i-cant-afford-meds/ “I Can’t Afford These $4 Meds!” Says Patient with iPhone 6s Plus (Gold) & MacBook Air]</ref> What sets '''humans''' apart from other living organisms such as plants and animals is their unusual ability to demand [[Dilaudid (Hydromorphone)|pain medications]]. '''Humans''' can be subdivided into females and males, the former who are able to perpetuate humanity through the miracle of birth, while males will likely cease o exist thanks to their plight with man colds.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/02/mancold-cure/ The Cure for the ManCold]</ref> |
Revision as of 10:20, 10 February 2017
Humans are a member of the bipedal species Homo sapiens.
Anatomy
A human consists of several parts: a head, torso, extremities, appendix, and a smartphone.[1] What sets humans apart from other living organisms such as plants and animals is their unusual ability to demand pain medications. Humans can be subdivided into females and males, the former who are able to perpetuate humanity through the miracle of birth, while males will likely cease o exist thanks to their plight with man colds.[2]
The Role of Humans in Epidemics & Pandemics
Humans have recently been identified as a major vector in the spread of disease, prompting the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention to recommend against any and all human interaction whatsoever.[3]
References
- ↑ “I Can’t Afford These $4 Meds!” Says Patient with iPhone 6s Plus (Gold) & MacBook Air
- ↑ The Cure for the ManCold
- ↑ CDC Recommends Against All Human Interaction
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