Pager Status
From Gomerpedia
For any unfortunate health care professionals that still use medicine's version of the abacus, the pager, there is one glimmer of hope: it is possible to modify your pager status at any moment in time.
Options
- Available
- Not available
- Available only by phone
- Available only by email
- Available only by mail
- Available only by telegraph
- Available only by pony express
- Available but in tears
- Available but overwhelmed
- Available but hangry
- On duty
- Off duty
- Taking a piss[1]
- Taking a dump