Graham Crackers

"And by golly I will break the glass!"

Graham crackers are a means by which health care personnel stay nourished within a hospital, which explains a recent study showing that 97% of the world's graham cracker supply is located somewhere in a health care facility, for the specific reason of "just in case." However, interestingly enough, when one CEO replaced graham crackers with cardboard, no one seemed to notice the difference.

Related Topics

---

• Animal Crackers
• Book of Delivery Menus
• Chipotle Mexican Grill
• ChooseMyPlate.gov Plate Portions for Hospital Personnel
• Double Portions
• Food with Morbidity
• Fortune Cookie
• Hunger Pain Scale
• It is possible to have a 3-star Michelin dining experience in the hospital?
• It's Crunch Time
• McRib
• Mediterranean Diet
• Subterranean Diet
• Placenta

References

---

Fun Stuff

---

Try a random entry. OR 

Share

this post with your friends

Random Gomerpedia Entries

---

• Immunodeficiency
• Addendum
• 68–95–99.7 Rule
• Salivation
• Cytoskeleton

Need More Gomer?

---

• Gomerapp
  
• Gomerblog

---