Bathroom
From Gomerpedia
A hospital bathroom is one of the few places of refuge for overworked medical personnel; it is a wonderful place where one can cry[1] or get hammer paged.[2] After a good cry, the bathroom provides all the necessary elements to fix oneself up: a toilet into which one can vomit, toilet paper and paper towels to wipe away one's tears and mascara, and a sink with running water to mask the sounds of sobbing. If you see one of those Joint Commission signs though, be sure to take it down before leaving.
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