GoLYTELY
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GoLYTELY is 4 liters of unbridled joy used to flush stool and sins out of one's body prior to colonoscopy. Available flavors include terrible, godawful, and pineapple. Still way more tolerable than GoHEAVILY.[1][2][3][4][5][6][7]
References
- ↑ Breaking News: THE PATIENT POOPED!!!
- ↑ Patients Cancel Colonoscopy Due to Diarrhea
- ↑ Poor Colonoscopy Bowel Prep Blamed on Doctor
- ↑ Dr. Oz’s Colonoscopy Reveals That He’s FOS
- ↑ Gastroenterologist Discovers Advanced Colonoscopy Technique, Twerk Position, While Working on Miley Cyrus
- ↑ PlayStation 3 to Unveil “Colonoscopy” Video Game
- ↑ It’s Time for a Seasonal Pumpkin-Spiced Bowel Prep