Da Vinci

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Da Vinci spotted with recent girlfriend, Rosie the Maid

Da Vinci is a surgical robot that's a cross between HAL 9000 and a tortoise, whose utility is indirectly proportional to its cost.[1] As a result of da Vinci's uselessness, it is used in many other ways[2][3][4][5][6][7], just not surgery. As of September 1, 2016, Da Vinci has been dating Rosie the Maid from The Jetsons.[8][9]


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References


  1. Homeless da Vinci Robot Seen Begging for Spare Surgeries (Gomerblog)
  2. Surgeon Uses da Vinci Robot to Craft the Perfect Ham and Cheese Sandwich (Gomerblog)
  3. Copa America: Da Vinci with Brilliant Save on Messi (Gomerblog)
  4. Da Vinci’s Monster Jam Helps Cavs in Must-Win Game (Gomerblog)
  5. Da Vinci a Big Help on 14-Hour Flight (Gomerblog)
  6. Breaking News: Da Vinci Robot Becomes Sentient, Terrorizes City (Gomerblog)
  7. da Vinci Robots to be Deployed for Snow Shoveling (Gomerblog)
  8. Da Vinci & Rosie from The Jetsons are Dating!! (Gomerblog)
  9. Da Vinci Recruited by Megatron to Destroy Optimus Prime (Gomerblog)


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