McRib
A synthentically delicious McDonald's sandwich made out of Ronald McDonald's ribs. [1][2][3][4][5][6]
Nutritional Information
- Serving Size: 1 sandwich
- Calories: 49,238,980
- Total Fat: 99% of Lifetime Value
- Cholesterol: 8,000 tons
- Sodium: Just take Lasix now
- Total Carbohydrates: Hooray insulin!
- Protein: Does it matter at this point?!
Related Reading
- Chipotle Mexican Grill
- Cinnabon
- McDonald's
- McFarction
- Metabolic Syndrome
- Obesity
- Trendelenburger
- Turkey Sandwich
References
- ↑ Clinic Patient Brings Meds in McDonald’s Bag, Must Be Compliant (Gomerblog)
- ↑ McDonald’s Introduces Value Meals With Cholesterol and Diabetes Medications Blended In (Gomerblog)
- ↑ McDonald’s Settles Strike by Requiring All Employees to Re-Apply through ERAS (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Nurses Supporting Fast Food Workers Wage Increase to $15/Hour, 93% of Nurses to Benefit (Gomerblog)
- ↑ 5 Secret McDonald’s Menu Items You Have To Order (ClickHole)
- ↑ Breaking: Ronald McDonald Suffers ST-Elevation McFarction (Gomerblog)