McRib

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A synthentically delicious McDonald's sandwich made out of Ronald McDonald's ribs. [1][2][3][4][5][6]


Nutritional Information


  • Serving Size: 1 sandwich
  • Calories: 49,238,980
  • Total Fat: 99% of Lifetime Value
  • Cholesterol: 8,000 tons
  • Sodium: Just take Lasix now
  • Total Carbohydrates: Hooray insulin!
  • Protein: Does it matter at this point?!


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References


  1. Clinic Patient Brings Meds in McDonald’s Bag, Must Be Compliant (Gomerblog)
  2. McDonald’s Introduces Value Meals With Cholesterol and Diabetes Medications Blended In (Gomerblog)
  3. McDonald’s Settles Strike by Requiring All Employees to Re-Apply through ERAS (Gomerblog)
  4. Nurses Supporting Fast Food Workers Wage Increase to $15/Hour, 93% of Nurses to Benefit (Gomerblog)
  5. 5 Secret McDonald’s Menu Items You Have To Order (ClickHole)
  6. Breaking: Ronald McDonald Suffers ST-Elevation McFarction (Gomerblog)


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