Christmas

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Gerard van Honthorst's "The Adoration of the Shepherds"

Christmas is an annual holiday where Christian medical providers celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ by working all freaking day while patients write negative patient satisfaction surveys[1]


Christmas Poems

Two of the most popular Christmas poems are "Twas the Night Shift Before Christmas" and "Twas the Night After Christmas."


Christmas Carols & Men's Health

According to the American Urological Association, Christmas is also a time to celebrate men's health, which is best exemplified by their Christmas carol "Check Your Balls."[2]


Fun Facts

  1. Christmas kind of rhymes with trismus and strabismus, doesn't it?
  2. The Christmas Morning of '94 is still regarded as the greatest medical holiday of all time because Dr. Silverstein completed rounds by dinnertime.[3]


References

  1. ↑ Alcoholic Fills Out Negative Patient Survey for Care Received on Christmas Morning
  2. ↑ Lyrics to the Men’s Health Christmas Carol Favorite: “Check Your Balls”
  3. ↑ Monday Medicine Rounds Finish Just In Time for Tuesday Medicine Rounds


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