Match List

A Match list refers to a fourth-year medical student's ranking of residency programs in preparation for the National Residency Matching Program's Match Day, starting with their "number one" choice and ending with "F**k, I hope I don't end up here."

Example of a Typical Fourth-Year Medical Student's Match List for Internal Medicine

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1. Elite residency program, city expensive as f**k, probably malignant
2. Elite residency program, city expensive as f**k, probably malignant
3. Elite residency program, city expensive as f**k, definitely malignant
4. Respectable residency program, awesome city, great food scene
5. Respectable residency program, very cool city, the residents met there drink a sh*t ton
6. Respectable residency program, boring city, at least it's cheap
7. Elite residency program, middle of f**king nowhere
8. Elite residency program, middle of f**king nowhere
9. Why the hell am I even listing this place? If I match here, I'm going to cry

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