Second Responder

A second responder is the second person who responds to an emergency. The second responder is usually the first responder's bitch.

Dialogue Between a First and Second Responder

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SECOND RESPONDER: I'm here! What happened?

FIRST RESPONDER: Well, it's about time. What took you so long?

SECOND RESPONDER: You see....

FIRST RESPONDER: Ugh, I don't want to hear it. You might as well be the third responder.

SECOND RESPONDER: Yikes! That guy's a real a**hole.

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