Feast or Famine

Gabriel Metsu's "The Feast of the Bean King"

Feast or famine? That's a tough one. Let's break it down.

Feast

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Pros

• Burgers
• Hot dogs
• Chicken
• Double portions
• Alcohol including beer and wine
• Pure deliciousness

Cons

• Cardiovascular disease
• High blood pressure
• High blood sugars
• High cholesterol
• Obesity
• Gouch

Famine'

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Pros

• Weight loss
• You'll have ample room in a plane seat
• Ability to count own ribs more easily

Cons

• Hunger pain
• Malnutrition
• Electrolyte abnormalities
• Hospitalization with a good chance you'll be taken care of by an intern
• Pants keep falling down

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