Femur
From Gomerpedia
A femur is the long bone of the thigh and the longest bone in the body, which articulates at the hip and knee. When a baton is unavailable, a femur is a good substitute during track meets. When drumsticks are unavailable, femurs can be used for percussion.[1]
Physical Exam
With the use of a stethoscope, it is possible to auscultate silence.[2]
What is the Best Way to Fix a Broken Femur?
Apply herbs and essential oils.[3]
Review
Dr. Brock Hammersley (Orthopedic Surgery): My favorite bone in the human body. I prefer the left to the right femur, but that's just me.
Dr. Thor Hammersley (Orthopedic Surgery): Last time I took a listen, the femur was still resting.
Related Topics
- Bury It (Song)
- Clavicle
- Femur Fairy
- Fetch
- Pain in the Neck
- Swear Jar
- Tibial Pursuit
- WBAT
- What happens if Ortho can't fix a bone?
References
- ↑ Orthopod Uses Patient’s Femurs to Play the Drums (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Orthopod Caught Listening to Femur with Stethoscope (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Soccer Mom Heals Femur Fracture with Herbs, Essential Oils (Gomerblog)
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