From Gomerpedia
Google is an American technology company that is on pace to replace medical education as the primary source of training for young health care professionals.
Maps
Google has several web and smartphone-based mapping technologies:
- Google Maps to help red blood cells get from point A to point B in the human body.
- Google Gene Maps to help with gene sequencing.
- Google MAP to help calculate mean arterial pressure.
Other Technology
Considering modern health care is still using archaic devices like stethoscopes and pagers, Google thought it a no-brainer to throw its hat into the ring:
- On April 4, 2015, Google announced an attachment to Google Glass called Maling-o-vision, which would enable health care professionals to see whether or not a patient's claimed medication allergies were true.[1]
- On June 9, 2015, frustrated health care professionals hoped and prayed that Google was working on an electronic medical record.[2]
- In July 2016, Google started rolling out self-driving colonoscopes, which in conjunction with Google Maps, aims to have "everyone's colon mapped by 2019."[3]
Recent Events
- On October 8, 2013, a study published the peer-reviewed journal Barney and Friends revealed that fourth graders with Google access diagnosed and treated patients better than new medical student graduates.[4]
- On August 13, 2015, Google opened its first hospital, Google Medical Center, with the purpose of helping "patients who disagree with their regular doctor's clinical diagnoses" and "pursue the diagnosis they have Googled on the internet, no questions asked."[5] Thanks to Google Medical Center costs through unnecessary testing and antibiotics have soared to record new levels, ensuring that the medical system, along with a healthy dose of burnout in health care professionals, implodes into a fiery mess.
- On October 7, 2015, Gomerblog reported that God's miracles had reached an all-time low in part due to His reliance on Google.[6]
- On September 15, 2016, Google continued to implant its mark on health care when it won the right to prescribe medications, effectively cutting out the middle man known as physicians.[7]
DId You Know?
- Did you know what were the top medical Google searches of 2015? If not, read Gomerblog's expose. [8]
References
- Jump up ↑ True Allergy Detector, “Maling-o-Vision,” Now Available for Google Glass
- Jump up ↑ The Fantasy Google Electronic Medical Record vs Reality
- Jump up ↑ Google to Deploy Self-Driving Colonoscopes
- Jump up ↑ Study: 4th Graders with Google Better Doctors Than 96% of New Medical Student Graduates
- Jump up ↑ Google Medical Center Opens
- Jump up ↑ Prayer Unsuccessfully Healing Patients Because God is Using Google
- Jump up ↑ Medicine Changed Forever After Dr. Google Granted Prescriptive Authority
- Jump up ↑ Top Medical Google Searches of 2015