Marriage
From Gomerpedia
Marriage' is the recognized union of two people as partners, which nine out of ten times is doomed to failure if one of the two partners is in the health care profession. When a health care professional signs an official contract to work in any part of the health care industry, they are also secretly acknowledging the future doom of their current and future relationships. If you're a radiologist, however, you might have one out: just blame it on motion artifact.[1]
Read on, Friend, Read On!
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