Feast or Famine

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Gabriel Metsu's "The Feast of the Bean King"

Feast or famine? That's a tough one. Let's break it down.


Feast


Pros


Cons

  • Food coma with a GCS of 3[1]
  • Cardiovascular disease
  • High blood pressure
  • High blood sugars
  • High cholesterol
  • Obesity
  • Gouch


Famine


Pros

  • Weight loss
  • You'll have ample room in a plane seat
  • Ability to count own ribs more easily


Cons

  • Hunger pain
  • Malnutrition
  • Electrolyte abnormalities
  • Hospitalization with a good chance you'll be taken care of by an intern
  • Pants keep falling down


References


  1. Amidst Obesity Epidemic, Task Force Creates Glasgow Food Coma Scale (Gomerblog)


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