Difference between revisions of "Influenza"
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| − | '''Influenza''' is a viral infection that hates us as much as we hate it.<ref>[http://www.theonion.com/article/flu-cant-wait-get-fuck-out-area-mans-body-55658 Flu Can’t Wait To Get The Fuck Out Of Area Man’s Body]</ref> | + | '''Influenza''' is a viral infection that hates us as much as we hate it.<ref>[http://www.theonion.com/article/flu-cant-wait-get-fuck-out-area-mans-body-55658 Flu Can’t Wait To Get The Fuck Out Of Area Man’s Body (Gomerblog)]</ref> |
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| − | [http://gomerblog.com/2015/01/flu-treatment/ Tammyflu]. | + | [http://gomerblog.com/2015/01/flu-treatment/ Tammyflu] and telling it to "f**k off!"<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/12/cdc-zero-people-flu/ Wow, That’s Bold: CDC Says “Zero People” Will Catch the Flu This Year (Gomerblog)]</ref> |
'''Related Reading''' | '''Related Reading''' | ||
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| − | + | * [[C. diff]] | |
| − | + | * [[Centers for Disease Control and Prevention]] | |
| − | + | * [[Cough]] | |
| − | + | * [[Fever]] | |
| − | + | * [[MRSA]] | |
| − | + | * [[Myalgias]] | |
| − | + | * [[Pneumonia]] | |
| − | + | * [[Scarlet Fever]] | |
| − | + | * [[Sore Throat]] | |
| − | + | * [[SOB]] | |
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Latest revision as of 05:18, 4 December 2017
Influenza is a viral infection that hates us as much as we hate it.[1]
Symptoms
Yes, there are several symptoms.
Signs
Yes, there are several signs too.
Treatment
Tammyflu and telling it to "f**k off!"[2]
Related Reading
- C. diff
- Centers for Disease Control and Prevention
- Cough
- Fever
- MRSA
- Myalgias
- Pneumonia
- Scarlet Fever
- Sore Throat
- SOB
References
- ↑ Flu Can’t Wait To Get The Fuck Out Of Area Man’s Body (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Wow, That’s Bold: CDC Says “Zero People” Will Catch the Flu This Year (Gomerblog)
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