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[[File:CrossShit.jpg|500px|thumb|right|''"Feel the rectal burn!!!"'']]
'''CrossSh*t''' is a "high-intensity sh*tness program that combines a huge variety of functional movements and modalities - gymnastics, plyometrics, weight lifting, calisthenics, and definitely squats, lots and lots of squats - to [[2016 Code Constipation Algorithm|optimize gastrointestinal performance]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/06/crosssht-program-bowels/ Meet CrossSh*t, The High-Intensity Bowel Program]</ref> Many patients state have said that even after even just a few weeksof '''CrossSh*t''', they can launch bowel movements like missileswith toilet tsunamis wreaking havoc on adjacent rooms near and far.
- [[2016 Code Constipation Algorithm]]
- [[Battlesh*tBattleshit]]
- [[Bowel Prep]]