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Then on July 23, 2017, a study in the ''New England Journal of Defecation'' found that the average onset of turd creation among 80 million Americans after a first sip of '''coffee''' (the [[Sip-to-Sh*t Time|sip-to-sh*t or S2S time]]) is 29.04 seconds.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/07/coffee-29-seconds/ Study: Average Coffee Sip-to-Sh*t Time is 29 Seconds (Gomerblog)]</ref> No wonder it's called the runs.